In the small town of Crestwood, where charming stores and amiable people lined the streets, it was a sunny afternoon. Blonde with a tough demeanor, Officer Karen Thompson drove her patrol cruiser throughout the city, keeping a close eye on oncoming traffic. As fate would have it, she saw a fast blonde lady along Main Street in a sporty convertible.
Karen drew the convertible to the side of the road and activated her sirens. With her sunglasses on, she went up to the driver’s side and requested her driver’s license from the fellow blonde.
Seemingly perplexed, the blonde driver began digging through her purse. Raising an eyebrow, Karen bided her time. The blonde searched for a bit before nervously asking, “Uhh, what are they again?” to Karen.
Sighing, Officer Karen tried to keep her composure. With a smirk on her face, she answered, “It’s the thing in your purse with your picture on it.”
The blonde appeared to be deep in contemplation as she furrowed her forehead for a time before yelling, “Oh yeah!” Officer Karen was given a compact mirror by her after she dug into her purse for it.
Confused, Officer When Karen opened the small mirror, she discovered that she was gazing at her own image. The blonde driver smiled, figuring she’d done a good job of providing what was required. Karen noticed the mistake and was amused instead of frustrated.
Karen laughed, “I’m sorry, ma’am,” and returned the compact mirror. “If I knew you were a cop, I wouldn’t have pulled you over.”
The blonde driver realized, and her eyes grew wide, and she started laughing too. “Oh my gosh, I thought you meant, like, a cop card or something!” She gestured to her handbag. “My license is probably in here somewhere.”
Officer Karen chose to issue a warning to the other blonde after the two blondes exchanged a giggle. Karen smiled and shook her head as the convertible sped away, appreciating the fun break from her responsibilities. She had no idea that the story would wind up being a local staple, a funny anecdote that was told anytime the subject of blonde moments was brought up in Crestwood.