One day, their passions overcame them at work, and they fled to her residence.

They fell unconscious following the afternoon’s activities and awoke around 8 p.m.

As the man donned his clothes, he instructed the woman to rub his shoes in the grass and soil outside.

She complied despite her confusion, and he slid into his shoes and drove home.

His wife demanded, “Where have you been?” as he entered the house.

“Darling,” replied the male, “I cannot lie to you.

My secretary and I have been having an affair.

I fell unconscious in her bed and slept until eight in the morning.

” His wife peered at his shoes and remarked,

“You fraud! You’ve been playing golf!”