After having slept there for a few minutes, the elderly man burps and then utters the phrase “Seven Points.”

His wife rolled over in bed and asked, “What in the world was that?”

“It’s fart football!” the old man exclaimed in response.

After a few minutes have passed, the wife finally lets one go and announces, “Touchdown, tie score!”

After approximately five minutes, the elderly man belches once more and declares, “Touchdown, I’m ahead 14 to 7!”

In an effort to keep up with her husband, the wife lets fly with another one and announces, “Touchdown, tie score!”

After a period of five seconds, she utters a squeaker and declares, “Field goal, I’m in the lead 17 to 14!”

Now as the pressure is really starting to pile on, the old man is determined not to lose to a woman, so he puts in a lot of extra effort, but to no avail.

After coming to the conclusion that a loss is in no way acceptable, he decides to give it his all, but instead of farting, he poops on the bed.

The husband’s wife raises an eyebrow and asks, “What the heck was that?”

The elderly man responded by saying, “Half-time, Switch sides!”