On Sunday morning, a husband and wife get out of bed.
The woman discovers that her husband is not dressed for church after breakfast.
“Why don’t you have on clothes for church?”
“Simple. I won’t be going.
The question “Why not?”
I’ll offer you three fairly excellent explanations for why I won’t be there, though.
The cathedral is frigid in the morning, to start.
It’s simply freezing. Second, nobody there is fond of me.
Everybody is always chatting behind my back about me.
The third and most crucial point is that I simply don’t feel like going.
I’ll offer you three fairly solid justifications for going, though.
First off, the church is warm in the morning rather than frigid.
Third, you’re the minister, so get dressed. Second, I believe or am quite certain that some of the people there like you.