On the couch was a small old couple in their seventies, and they were watching the Playboy movie channel.

After looking at her for a moment, he asked,

“What are the chances that we’ll be able to pull that off?”

“Well, I guess we can give it a shot!” she gave the response.

As a result, they tiptoed their way into the bedroom.

While he was getting ready in the bathroom, she disrobed in the bedroom. He went into the bathroom to get ready.

When he emerged from the restroom, he found her balanced precariously on her head in the middle of the bedroom’s hardwood floor.

He asked her, “What are you doing, my sweetheart?”

“Well,” was her response, “

“If you couldn’t get it up, I thought maybe you could just drop it in!”