A blonde man enters a bar feeling quite depressed.The bartender asks The Blonde Guy, “What’s the matter?” as he approaches the counter. “The Blonde Guy responds, They are all the same to me.I’m not sure if I’m giving them the correct foods or even the right rides at the right times.The bartender attempts to come up with something he can do because he feels bad for the guy.Why don’t you try trimming one of the horses’ tails?
Once the man has stopped sobbing, he adds, “That sounds like a good idea, I think I’ll try it.”He returns to the pub a few months later in worse shape than before.
The bartender queries, “What’s the matter now?”
“The Blonde Guy responds, “I shaved the tail of one of the horses sob, sob, but it grew back and I can’t tell them apart again!” in an unfit state to be in public.Trying to get him to stop talking or leave, the bartender offers the following advice: “Why don’t you try shaving the mane, maybe that will not come back, and”
“He halts his sobbing, has a few drinks, and then departs”.
The guy returns to the bar a few months later.
The bartender has never seen somebody in such a miserable condition.
The man interrupts the bartender without even inquiring about his troubles.
“One of the smell horses’ sob mane was shorn, but it quickly grew back”.
Now enraged at the man’s general idiocy, the bartender shouts, “for crying out loud, just measure the stupid horses. Maybe one is a little bit higher than the other one!”
The man runs out of the bar because he finds what the bartender said to be unbelievable.
“The Blonde Guy returns to the bar the following day looking as if he just won the lottery”.
He shouts, “It worked, it worked!”
“I measured the horses, and the black one is two inches taller than the white one!”