When an elderly woman entered a pub in Dallas, Texas, she noticed a cowboy with his feet up on a table.
The largest boots she had ever seen were on him.
If it’s true what they say about males with big feet being well endowed, the elderly woman questioned the man.

Sure is, little lady, the man replied with a smile. Why don’t you come over to my place so I can show it to you?

The elderly woman thought she might never receive an offer like this again and decided to spend the night with him out of curiosity.

The following day, she gave him a $100 bill.
He answered, “Well, thank you, I’m really flattered,” while blushing. I’ve never received payment for my’services’ before!
Don’t be impressed, she retorted.
“Take the money and get some boots that fit you,” was the advice.