If I were to pass away, honey, would you remarry? a wife asks her husband.
“I guess I would, after a long time of sorrow. Everyone needs a friend.
The wife inquires, “Would she live in this house if I died and you remarried?”
“We spent a significant amount of money making this house exactly what we wanted. I won’t be getting 1″rid of my house. I assume she would”.
The wife queries, “Would she sleep in our bed if I died and you remarried, and she lived in this house?”
“Well, the bed is new and cost us $2,000,” the speaker said. Since it will last for a while, I suppose she would.
“Would she use my golf clubs if I died and you got remarried, and she lived in this house and slept in our bed?”
“Oh, no,” says the husband in response. She has a left hand.