Moving into their new home is a newlywed couple.
When the husband returns from work one day, his wife informs him, “Honey, you know, one of the pipes in the upstairs bathroom is leaking, could you fix it?”

“What do I look like, Mr. Plumber?” the spouse asks.

“After a few days, his wife informs him when he gets home from work that the car won’t start. It appears to require a new battery. Could you make a change for me”?

“What do I look like, Mr. Goodwrench?” he asks.

After a few more days, it starts to rain rather heavily. The wife discovers a roof leak.

“Honey, there’s a leak on the roof,” she adds. Would you kindly correct it?
“What do I look like, Bob Vila?” he asks.

The spouse arrives home the following day.
the roof has been fixed. The plumbing is also.

“And the automobile is. What happened, he queries his wife. She explains, “Oh, I had a handyman come in and fix them”.

“Great! How much would that set me back? He growls”.

“Nothing, says the wife. He offered to do it for free if I gave him a cake or spent the night with him. His wife enquires, “Uh, well, what kind of cake did you make?””

“”What do I look like,” she asks, “Betty Crocker?””