George made the decision to get married to his longtime lover.
After their honeymoon, George and his bride spent a night organising his golf equipment.
His wife was observing him from a neighbouring position.
“After a long period of silence, she finally says”, “Honey, I’ve been thinking, I think it’s time you quit golfing now that we’re married”.
Sell your clubs and golf cart, perhaps.
George develops a terrified expression on his face.
“Darling, what’s wrong,” she asks.
George comments, “There for a minute you were sounding like my ex-wife.”
She yells, “Ex-wife”! “I had no idea you had been married before!”
To which George replies, “I wasn’t.”