In the heart of Dublin, a car packed with nuns from Ireland is stopped at a stop sign.
Suddenly, a group of boisterous, inebriated people pull up next to them.
“Hey! One of the inebriated people yells, “Show us yer tits, ya bloody penguins!”

Mother Superior turns to Sister Mary and exclaims, “I’m quite shocked,”
“I doubt that they are aware of who we are. Present your cross to them.
Sister Mary opens the window and exclaims,
Prior to me approaching and ripping yer balls off, “Piss off ya’ fookin’ little wankers!”
Then Sister Mary rolls up her window, turns to face Mother Superior, and asks,
“Was that offensive enough?”