A man named Bob used to live in a peculiar tiny town. Bob was well renowned for his erratic sense of humour and his propensity for finding himself in amusing situations. He made the decision one night to spend the evening having fun and laughing with his pals. Don’t worry, my darling, he said turning to his wife as he prepared to depart. I’ll be back by midnight, I swear to you!”
As the evening wore on, Bob and his pals were having so much fun that they were unable to keep track of time. Midnight passed quickly, and Bob didn’t finally enter the house until three in the morning while attempting to be as quiet as possible.
He crept into the living room and peered across at the antique cuckoo clock hanging on the wall, ready to chime the time. He had a fantastic, cunning notion at that precise moment. He made the decision to mimic the cuckoo clock’s sound nine times in total.
Bob sneaked into the bedroom and climbed under the covers close to his wife, feeling somewhat proud of himself. He was confident that his cunning actions had gone unnoticed as he dozed off with a happy grin on his face.
The aroma of food was in the air when Bob awoke the next morning. He was taken aback to see his wife rushing around the kitchen, appearing cheerful. He couldn’t believe his good fortune and reasoned, “Wow, she must not have noticed that I came home so late!”
Bob, who had a good sense of accomplishment, made the decision to try it out. He asked, attempting to seem casual, “Did you sleep okay last night?”
With a knowing smile, his wife turned to face him and said, “Actually, I slept pretty well. However, I believe we could require a new cuckoo clock.
Bob questioned, “Why do we need a new cuckoo clock?” puzzled.
As she started to describe her night, his wife’s smile got a lot bigger. “Well,” she said, “the cuckoo clock did something rather unexpected last night. It started out by cooing three times as usual.
Bob listened carefully as his eyes widened in surprise.
Then, his wife said, “it yelled, ‘Crap!’ all of a sudden.”
Bob struggled to contain his laughs. He started laughing as he imagined the situation in his head.
His wife laughed as she added, “That’s not all. The clock continued to chirp for another six seconds before making a small fart sound and a cheeky giggle.
Bob had to hold his stomach in order to contain his laughter at this point.
The clock then farted three more times, three more times, and managed to tumble on the edge of the carpet, she said.
Inconsolable laughter was coming from Bob as tears were rolling down his face. His wife joined in the amusement, and the two of them shared a funny time as they discussed the surprising adventures of the cuckoo clock.
As a remembrance of that amazing night, the antique cuckoo clock has had a particular place in their hearts ever since. Each time it cooed, laughter and happy memories filled their home, making it a story they would tell for years to come.