A blonde enters a shop to purchase a new television. After some searching, she discovers the ideal TV for her. She goes up to the salesperson and says, “I would like to buy this TV.” The salesman apologizes, “Sorry, we cannot sell this to you in good faith, I don’t think you know what you’re looking for.” He won’t sell me the TV because I’m a woman and he believes I need a guy to choose for me, I’ll show him, the blonde says to herself as she walks away in anger.
She leaves to get a disguise that includes a short wig and false mustache, then later returns to the shop looking like a guy. She searches the area, picks up her TV, and moves it over to the counter. She says, “Good evening sir, I would like to purchase this TV,” in her best masculine voice. She is immediately recognized by the salesman, who asks, “Aren’t you the blonde woman from earlier? I swore I wouldn’t sell it to you.

A blonde enters a shop to purchase a new television. After some searching, she discovers the ideal TV for her. She goes up to the salesperson and says, “I would like to buy this TV.” The salesman apologizes, “Sorry, we cannot sell this to you in good faith, I don’t think you know what you’re looking for.” He won’t sell me the TV because I’m a woman and he believes I need a guy to choose for me, I’ll show him, the blonde says to herself as she walks away in anger.

She leaves to get a disguise that includes a short wig and false mustache, then later returns to the shop looking like a guy. She searches the area, picks up her TV, and moves it over to the counter. She says, “Good evening sir, I would like to purchase this TV,” in her best masculine voice. She is immediately recognized by the salesman, who asks, “Aren’t you the blonde woman from earlier? I swore I wouldn’t sell it to you.He won’t sell me the TV because I’m blonde, figures, thinks the blonde as she walks off once more in a rage.

When I return, I’ll get that TV. She visits a neighborhood salon to have her hair and brows tinted brunette before going back to the shop. I would want to buy this television, she adds as she lifts it up and places it on the counter.”Lady listen you can’t keep coming back here and trying to buy this,” the salesperson smashes his palms on the counter while yelling.

The blonde asks in confusion, “How did you know it was me? Are you a detective because you were able to see through both disguises? “I know it’s you,” the salesperson responds, “because you’ve been trying to buy a microwave all day, not a goddamn TV!”