Wife: Honey, when you go to the store, remember to pick up some milk and say hello to Jessica for me.
Husband: Jessica? Who’s Jessica?
Wife: Oh, just a friend from work. I wanted to make sure you’re paying attention to my messages.
Husband: Well, funny you mention that because I just ran into Jessica at the store.
Wife: What? Where are you?
Husband: I’m at the dairy aisle, and Jessica is buying cheese.
Wife: Hold on, I’m on my way to the store!
After a while, the wife arrives at the store and texts her husband:
Wife: I’m here! Where are you?
Husband: Sorry, dear, I’m actually at work now. Since you’re at the store, could you grab some eggs too?