A Russian, an American, and an Irishman were sitting together in a busy pub, enjoying their drinks and engaging in some lighthearted boasting.

The Russian man boasted, “In Russia, we have the largest fleet in the world,” his chest puffed out with pride. You could nearly walk from Amsterdam to New York if we lined up all of our ships in the Atlantic Ocean end to end.

That may be true, but we have the biggest air force on the planet, the American replied, never one to be outdone. Europe would be pitch-black if we flew every one of our aircraft over it.

I know this gentleman who lives in Dublin,” the Irishman, who had been calmly sipping his beverage, finally said with a sly grin. His penis is four feet long.

Both the Russian and the American looked shocked and incredulous as they were taken aback. They looked at each other in disbelief before returning their focus to the Irishman.

A sheepish grin started to appear on the Russian’s face as he cleared his throat. “Well,” he said, “I might have overstated a little… You could require a small boat to travel the entire distance.

The American nodded, admitting he had overstated things. “You know,” he said, “I might have exaggerated a little bit too. I doubt that the entire continent would be pitch-black; perhaps just some of the nations would.

I was also exaggerating, the Irishman finally admitted, feeling a little uncomfortable. He actually resides in Belfast and does not reside in Dublin.

The three buddies proceeded to enjoy their beverages as laughter filled the establishment, their friendly rivalry being balanced by a healthy amount of comedy and friendliness.