“We’re Here To Disown You,” my parents announced into the mic at my “surprise” 28th birthday dinner
The night air outside the Regency felt like a slap. Not a cruel one—more like the sharp sting of waking up. The ornamental lamps along the drive cast long, thin shadows across the pavement, and my reflection in the restaurant’s mirrored windows looked like someone I barely recognized. Hair hastily pinned up, smudges of black…