50 Riddles and Jokes of The Week
Hello everyone! Here are 50 funniest one-liner riddle jokes of the day for you:
- What has keys but can’t open locks? A piano.
- Why did the math book look so sad? It had too many problems.
- The letter “M.”
- What can travel around the world while staying in the same spot? A stamp.
- I have a neck but no head. What am I? A bottle.
- What gets wetter the more it dries? A towel.
- Why can’t your nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot.
- What has hands but can’t clap? A clock.
- What can you catch but not throw? A cold.
- What kind of room has no doors or windows? A mushroom.
- I’m tall when I’m young, and I’m short when I’m old. What am I? A candle.
- What goes up but never comes down? Your age.
- What has one eye but can’t see? A needle.
- Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.
- What gets bigger the more you take away? A hole.
- I’m light as a feather, yet the strongest man can’t hold me for long. What am I? Your breath.
- What has four wheels and flies? A garbage truck.
- What can run but never walks, has a mouth but never talks, has a bed but never sleeps? A river.
- What comes down but never goes up? Rain.
- Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts.
- What is full of holes but still holds water? A sponge.
- What has many keys but can’t open a single lock? A piano.
- What can you hold in your left hand but not in your right? Your right elbow.
- Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired.
- What has a head, a tail, is brown, and has no legs? A penny.
- What begins with T, ends with T, and has T in it? A teapot.
- What has a face and two hands but no arms or legs? A clock.
- What can fill a room but takes up no space? Light.
- What is always in front of you but can’t be seen? The future.
- What breaks yet never falls, and what falls yet never breaks? Day and night.
- What word is spelled incorrectly in every dictionary? Incorrectly.
- Why don’t seagulls fly over the bay? Because then they’d be bagels.
- What has 13 hearts but no other organs? A deck of cards.
- What kind of tree can you carry in your hand? A palm.
- What is so fragile that saying its name breaks it? Silence.
- What has a bottom at the top? Your legs.
- What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator.
- What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it? A promise.
- What goes up and down but never moves? A staircase.
- The more of this there is, the less you see. What is it? Darkness.
- What gets sharper the more you use it? Your brain.
- What’s always coming but never arrives? Tomorrow.
- What can be cracked, made, told, and played? A joke.
- I have branches, but no fruit, trunk, or leaves. What am I? A bank.
- What is always in the middle of nowhere? The letter “H.”
- What has legs but doesn’t walk? A table.
- What can you hold without touching it at all? A conversation.
- What kind of band never plays music? A rubber band.
- What has cities, but no houses; forests, but no trees; and rivers, but no water? A map.
- The more you take, the more you leave behind. What am I? Footsteps.
These should puzzle and amuse you! Let’s see how many you got right.
