It Took Me a While, But I Finally Gave the Answer That Felt Right

The right answer.

In the classroom, the instructor made the following statement: “I will give two dollars to the child who can tell me who the most famous man who ever lived was.”

It was St. Patrick, the Irish youngster exclaimed as he raised his hand and pointed to the sky. The instructor apologized to Sean and stated, “Sorry, that is not correct.”

After that, a young child from France raised his hand and declared, “It was Napoleon.” As a response, the instructor said, “I’m sorry, Pierre, that’s not acceptable either.”

When it was finally over, a young Jewish lad raised his hand and declared, “It was Jesus Christ.” The instructor responded by saying, “That is absolutely correct, Maurice. Come up here, and I will give you two dollars each.”
The instructor responded to Maurice by saying, “You know, Maurice, you being Jewish, I was very surprised you said Jesus Christ.” This occurred while the teacher was handing over the money to Maurice.

In response, Maurice said, “Yeah. Despite the fact that I knew in my heart that it was Moses, business is business.

The woman was quite wealthy, whereas the man was impoverished but trustworthy.

The fact that she liked him was all, and he was aware of this fact.

That particular evening, he had been a little more gentle than he often is. His bold statement was, “You are very wealthy.”
She said in a straightforward manner, “Yes, I am worth 1.25 million dollars.”

In response, he stated, “And I’m poor.” Are you willing to marry me?

Not at all.

“I was under the impression that you would decline.”

“Then why did you ask me to do that?”

I can’t even begin to fathom how a man would react if he were to lose 1.25 million dollars.

In the process of searching for a new desk for his office, Stanley comes upon one that appears to be the ideal choice in the window of an antique shop.

Next, he enters the store and inquires about the price with the proprietor.

According to the proprietor of the shop, “That desk is going for $5,000.”

“$5,000 for an old desk you say? “That is absolutely ridiculous!” Stanley cries.

However, the proprietor of the shop explains, “Ah, but this is a magic desk.” He asks the receptionist, “Desk, how much money do I have in my pocket?” as he turns his attention to the location.

There are four occasions that one of the legs of the desk is tapped on the floor. The proprietor of the shop pulls out his pocket and, as expected, there are coins worth four dollars concealed within it.

Stan makes the statement, “Wow, that’s pretty cool.” “All right, workstation, what is the total amount of money that my wife has in her bank account?”

The desk gets completely insane at this point, and it continues to smash all four of its legs up and down in a frantic manner for more than five minutes uninterrupted.

“Oh my goodness, did she get all of that from somewhere?” Stanley is astonished.