This Wife is Just Hilarious

In the moment that the dog approached with what appeared to be joy, both members of the newlywed couple realised that something was wrong. A mutual understanding was reached between them, in which they acknowledged the very real possibility of being bitten by a dog. Within a fraction of a second, the husband made a spectacular act of chivalry by immediately lifting his wife out of harm’s way. He made the decision to protect his wife from the possibility of canine aggressiveness.

Upon reaching the couple, the dog suddenly came to a stop, barked excitedly for a little period of time, and then made a fast escape in the opposite direction, much to the astonishment of the couple. With a sense of relief that his protective manoeuvre had been successful in discouraging the dog, the husband carefully dropped his wife back down to the ground.

As the husband was looking forward to receiving a sign of appreciation or even a warm embrace from his wife, he was taken aback by an unexpected and amusing answer from her. His wife made a humorous remark, “I have seen people throwing stones and sticks at dogs; this is the first time I am seeing someone throwing his wife at a dog.” This was not an expression of gratitude on her part.