Three Bulls on the Ranch
On a ranch, three bulls learned that a new bull was going to be introduced. Every bull had a different idea on how they would deal with the outsider.
After five years on the ranch, the first bull said, “I’m not giving this new bull any of my 100 cows.” I put a lot of effort into growing my herd.
After three years, the second bull spoke up and said, “I’ve earned my right to 50 cows, and I’m not giving them up.” I’ve invested my time.
After a year on the ranch with only 10 cows, the third bull declared, “I may not be as big as you guys, but I’m keeping all 10 of my cows.”
The conversation was cut short when a massive 18-wheeler pulled up, pulling the largest bull they had ever seen. At 4,700 pounds, this enormous bull put strain on the steel ramp with every step.
The first bull said, “I think I can spare a few cows for our new friend,” after he saw the new bull.
With an excess of cows, the second bull concurred, saying, “I have too many cows to handle anyway.” Without any problems, I can certainly spare a couple.
But as they looked over at the third bull, they saw that he was snorting, rattling his horns, and pawing the ground.
The first bull, worried, said, “Son, don’t be stupid. It will all work out if you let him have some of your cows.
However, the bold third bull shot back, saying, “Hell, he can have all my cows.” All I want to do is let him know that I’m also a bull.
Three storks were present: a mother, a father, and a young one. Mommy and Baby Stork were concerned when Daddy Stork failed to return home for dinner one day.
They wondered anxiously where their father had gone and when he would return the following morning. In response, he said in a casual manner, “I was making a young couple very happy.”
It was mama Stork’s time to skip dinner about a week later. Daddy was worried, as was the young stork. They asked mum stork where she had been when she came the following morning. “I was making a young couple very happy,” she nonchalantly remarked.
It was the young stork that failed to return home for supper a few days later. His parents were really concerned about this. They questioned him about his whereabouts during the night when he did not return until the next morning. The baby stork exclaimed, “I’ve been scaring the sh!t out of college students,” with a cheeky smile.
